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After a long life of farming, a farmer friend of mine decided to go to College. His first class was Logic. He asked the Prof. what this Logic was, anyway. "Well", said the Prof. "Do you have a wead-eater"? "Yes", said the farmer. "Then, said the Prof., you probably have some land," Yes, said the farmer, I have land. Well, said the Prof. if you have some land, then, you probable have a house? Yes, said the farmer, I have a house. If you have a house, said the proffessor, then you probably have a wife and children? Yes, I have a wife and two children. So if you have a wife and children, then you are probably a heritosexual male. Yea, I sure am. O.K. then, That's what logic is.... "Oh, I see, that makes sense", said the farmer. The professor was so pleased that he was a good teacher
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